Wait in the Truck Trigger Warnings.

(AKA: A List of Reasons A Therapist Would Strongly Advise Against Reading This Book)

Questionable Usage of Farm Machinery – Tractors are for plowing fields, not… other things. Yet here we are.

Murder, Manslaughter, & Other Unfortunate Accidents – Sometimes, people just stop breathing. Sometimes, it’s intentional. Sometimes, it’s an oopsie.

Violence, Physical Assault, & Methods of Bodily Harm – If you've ever wondered just how many ways one can creatively torture a human, congratulations, you're in the right place.

Voyeurism – Because watching is just as fun as doing.

Sordid Animal Cruelty (Not by Our Precious MCs, But Still Awful) – Don’t worry, the perpetrators of said acts will be dealt with accordingly.

Alcoholism & Poor Life Choices – When trauma and whiskey hold hands and make terrible decisions.

Parental Abandonment & Narcissistic Behavior – Ah, the classics. Nothing says character development like recovering from crippling childhood trauma.

On-Page Sexual Assault (Not by the MMC, But Still Horrifying) – This is dark romance, not fluff. Bad things happen. We don’t glorify them, but we also don’t shy away.

Assisted Drowning – The baptism you didn’t sign up for.

Attempted Vehicular Manslaughter – Country backroad bumper cars, but with homicidal intent. Buckle up, or don’t.

Deranged Methods of Torture & Suffocation – Creative problem-solving at its most unsettling.

Death Threats & Stalking – Love notes with a little more bite.

Verbal Abuse – Words can hurt, actually.

Unconventional Body Disposal – “Waste management” just got a whole new meaning.

Police Interrogation – Because sometimes, a little chat with the cops is unavoidable.

Suicide Speculation – Someone goes missing, and the police draw a helpful, though incorrect, conclusion.

Sexually Explicit Scenes, Masturbation, & General Filth – If you blush easily, consider reading this in a cold shower.

This book is not safe, not your typical sweet homegrown cowboy romance, and absolutely not for the faint of heart. If you proceed, do so with the knowledge that we did, in fact, warn you. 

😈 Keeping your sense of dark humor within reach is advised.